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pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.
breakinq:

vertical/personal
backdoorteenmom:

It looks like he’s wearing tall red boots, black stockings, and white booty shorts
fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan
quiet-desperati0n:

Fame, Liquor, Love

l0verssss:

1800ringgold:

shinda80sbaby:

coreydrake:

And in that moment he questioned his entire marriage.

LMAO that Look?

Give me my ring back please….

Seriously I’m not putting your nasty ass penis in my mouth .

shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com
breakinq:

vertical/personal

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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wiccangal:

i have been waiting all my life for my dash to do the thing.
anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.