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sextnoise:

following back tons!

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: crystallizedclarity)

passmeaglassofvodka:

good things happen when you smile - or when you’re naked.

lamourdananas:

yupyaki4life:

thechanelmuse:

This Trey Songz impersonation will never get old

Yo side. My side. Whose side?…You peed on yo side. My side still dry. Red beans and rice…in the bed. 

Forever more

this will be my favorite video for the rest of my life

naturalshocks:

wall-jaeger:

mycrofthholmes:

naturalshocks:

blue-box-impala-lock:

naturalshocks:

Another day, another screencap.



h o w 

not gonna lie i thought the eraser was smoking cus you erased it too hard or something

That happens too, yeah.

xdaringdamselx:

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

I wanted all of her jobs and apparent degrees and shit.