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  • Me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me

daftpnk:

drinking doesnt make you cool

not drinking doesnt make you cool either

you know what makes you cool

having sex with me lets focus on that

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

(Source: thatssoproblematic)

yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like Kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like Kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like Kanye knows he’s the shit

thymegatampon:

rivarnnerae:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic

(Source: vulnereble)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

dustinmathisen:

missisjoker:

This girl should get an award!

Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP
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