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iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

lipisi2chainz:

starbuckers:

Who needs an iPhone when you have this bad boy

Is that ios 8?

gnarly:

I have 4 personalities:

1. When I’m alone

2. When I’m around friends

3. When I’m around my parents

4. When I’m around someone I like

ernbarassing:

hey u know its weird that ur thinking voice doesnt make a sound but it kinda feels like it does

stability:

*eats pizza*

i just

*sips soda*

dont undersand

*bites cookie*

why

*touches face*

i have acne

(Source: stability)

thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

firelorcl:

ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels

gelatins:

im gonna go shower fully clothed because I respect my body <3 <3